Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Save a turkey, eat a chicken.
First of all, I'm going to start this blog with a random fact. Did you know that Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird instead of the eagle? I just got told that today by Amy Dobney. If that were the case, I wouldn't even have to be in fear of being eaten. But sadly, that is not the case. This year, I have the best plan of action. And you'll never know what it is. Okay... you twisted my arm. I'm going to pretend I'm already dead! I know, it's the greatest idea I've ever thought of.
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Not even joking, i have seriously thought about playing dead if i were ever to be in a dramatic shooting. Maybe roll in some blood so i look all bloody, then play dead..
ReplyDeleteeh-hem...Amy and I mentioned the fact at lunch...how could you forget me?!
ReplyDeleteBOOYAH! MY NAME MADE IT INTO A BLOG; and also that's really good advice, but at the same time... I REALLY LIKE TURKEY ;__; Don't tell the other turkeys, I wanna eat them!!
ReplyDeleteI like your plan it is simple and doesn't take much time.
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