So, I have been called to answer the famous question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
First off, why is everyone so concerned about the chicken's activities? Can't he cross the road without being questioned about his motives? It's his private life and he can do whatever his heart might desire. But since everyone must know (because you're so gosh darn nosy), I guess I'll tell you what really happened on this hot summer day.
One afternoon, this chicken was just walking down the road. This particular chicken's name was Monroe. He had just left the hen house after one rowdy night. He left to clear his mind. Anyway, he was walking down the road and he noticed the grass was much greener on the other side so he decided to cross over. The only reason he crossed over to the other side is because the bright green color enticed his curiosity!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
Lol. Chickens deserve a little recognition every now and then too :) lol
ReplyDeleteSo,, bright colors catch his attention :) kinda like ME
ReplyDeletei agree, leave the chicken alone! he isnt up in our business!
ReplyDelete"He had just left his hen house after one rowdy night" LOL Why was it a rowdy night? lol
ReplyDeleteYou've changed my perspective on things; "can't he cross the road without being questioned about his motives?" I guess I need to stop butting into his private life, I feel like a stalker now omg
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