Doodling.

To be quite honest, I don't doodle. I have tried before but I have found that if I doodle, I don't pay attention. I am not very good at multitasking. The teacher has to have my undivided attention in order for me to learn something. And on the other hand, I can't draw to save my life. I'm saving peoples' eyes by not drawing. I'm doing a deed for society. If I could doodle, I would probably draw pictures of nature. I just love nature. Instead of doodling during class, I just space out without even realizing it. And then I miss probably at least 1/4 to 1/2 of the class. So either way, doodling or not, I wouldn't be paying attention in class anyway.

Liz is a vampire (week 4)

I can't even begin to imagine what the world would be like if time no longer existed. MC Hammer would no longer be able to say, "STOP. Hammer time!" That does not sound like the kinda world I wanna live in. I'm not about that life. But for reals, my life would be soooooooooo different. I could show up to school whenever I wanted (which would be never). I would go to work and stay only for a little bit but get paid the big bucks. My life is so revolved around time, I can't even think about what I would do without it. I would sleep for long periods of time. Movies wouldn't be a certain amount of time and I think they would be more awesome that way. Life would be more carefree and less stressful but way more chaotic.

BILLY MADISON

If there's one thing I'm an expert at, it's the Adam Sandler movie called Billy Madison. I've seen this movie over 100 times. Mostly because my brother watched it when I was younger so I watched it many times when I was young. Probably not something to be proud of. Plus I still watch it often to this day.

Anyway, some questions that they would ask me:
1) What genre is this movie?
2) What animal does he hallucinate at the beginning of the movie?
3) What do the kids throw at the bus driver when they went on the field trip?
4) What does the old lady say when they are talking about peeing their pants?
5) Who is the 3rd grade teacher that Billy has a crush on?
6) What is the dirty magazine called that Billy looks at?


ANSWERS:
1) FREAKIN HILARIOUS. So obviously, it's a comedy.
2) He hallucinates a penguin. "CALL THE ZOO!!!"
3) They throw a sandwich which almost sends the bus driver over the edge.
4) She says, "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
5) Veronica Vaughn.
6) Drunk Chicks. "It's nudie magazine day!"

Are you looking for a fight??

Dear Darla, 

I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You are scum between my toes. 

Love, Alfalfa

One of the many quotes from Little Rascals. I'm not gonna be quite that harsh with myself though. 

One thing I absolutely hate about myself is that I always put myself down. I always think everyone else is better than me. Whether it be with school work, clothes, personality, humor, pretty much anything under the sun! I need to realize that I have my own unique attributes and that I need to quit trying to be like everyone else!

Another thing is I procrastinate WAY too much. I've been doing good at getting my homework done so far this year, but I foresee myself slacking off by the end of the year. 

I NEED TO STOP PUTTING MYSELF DOWN. D: