Keep the change, you filthy animal.

If I could be an animal in a second life, I would be a blue footed booby. Why? Well first off, the name is frackin' hilarious. Another huge reason why I chose this animal is because their feet are a really pretty color! There is no other bird out there with blue feet. I would really enjoy having blue feet because I would feel very unique. I like being different from others. Another big plus of being this animal is that I get to be a bird! I've always wanted to know what it's like to fly around and see everything from aerial view. I could travel the world for free and spy on people without getting weird looks.