WINTER SUCKS

For those of you that are unaware of what snow is, you are one lucky dog. Snow is the worst thing in existence. If you hate rain, you will definitely hate snow. Snow is semi-frozen rain. It comes out of the sky in little white flakes like dandruff. Then when it reaches the ground, the snow doesn't always melt. Sometimes it accumulates and makes a white blanket on the ground. It makes it harder to drive and it's very cold outside so that's a definite negative. Then when it finally decides to melt, it turns into this nasty, muddy slush. When you drive in it, it makes your car look terrible. So if you live somewhere where it never snows, I recommend that you stay there and never leave.