PARTAY

You want to know what all the scary stuff does on Halloween?!!??! Well, for the first part of the night, they scare the bejeezus out of small children and adults that get scared like small children. But after that happens, the fun truly begins. The partaaaaaaaay! They all meet at someone's house (it changes every year) and they always get a keg! They get totally plowed. And when the night is over ( which is usually around 5AM), everyone passes out at that person's house. It's usually 2 days before the whole house clears out. Needless to say, this is their favorite time of the year.

Save a turkey, eat a chicken.

First of all, I'm going to start this blog with a random fact. Did you know that Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird instead of the eagle? I just got told that today by Amy Dobney. If that were the case, I wouldn't even have to be in fear of being eaten. But sadly, that is not the case. This year, I have the best plan of action. And you'll never know what it is. Okay... you twisted my arm. I'm going to pretend I'm already dead! I know, it's the greatest idea I've ever thought of. 

We got the party with us!

Probably the most embarrassing music I still own would have to be my Hannah Montana CD. The first song on the CD is called "We Got the Party With Us". I used to think that this song was the stuff. It was a collaboration with The Jonas Brothers and I used to be absolutely nuts about The Jonas Brothers. I remember I bought this CD at Walmart because I had gotten money for some special occasion. I would listen to this song nonstop for hours on end. It has been a couple years since I've listened to it. Maybe I should break it out, turn the bass up in my car, and blare it on my way to school. :D

LE POULET

So, I have been called to answer the famous question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 
First off, why is everyone so concerned about the chicken's activities? Can't he cross the road without being questioned about his motives? It's his private life and he can do whatever his heart might desire. But since everyone must know (because you're so gosh darn nosy), I guess I'll tell you what really happened on this hot summer day.
One afternoon, this chicken was just walking down the road. This particular chicken's name was Monroe. He had just left the hen house after one rowdy night. He left to clear his mind. Anyway, he was walking down the road and he noticed the grass was much greener on the other side so he decided to cross over. The only reason he crossed over to the other side is because the bright green color enticed his curiosity!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO

My top ten!

Top 10 Hottest Guys (no particular order):

1) Hayden from Survivor

2) Thomas Rhett

3) Billy Currington

4) James Franco

5) Chris Evans 

6) Channing Tatum 

7) Chris Pine

8) Jake Gyllenhaal 

9) Ryan Gosling

10) Ryan Reynolds

Okay, ladies, you can stop drooling now. ;-)

I think these guys are so fine. Not because they are famous but because they have a gift from God himself: THEY ARE HANDSOME. My favorite out all of these (omg it's such a difficult choice) is probably James Franco. There is no words in the dictionary to describe how attractive he is. My favorite show ever that he's in is Freaks and Geeks. This show only has one season with 18 episodes. I know, it's sad. But it is my absolute favorite show.